Invite 4–20 mates, set the budget cap and scoring — sorted before the kettle's boiled.
Get the group together, call your bids out loud — exclusive ownership, only one Haaland.
Goals, assists, clean sheets and Player of the Match land on the ticker the second they happen.
Real-time standings all season, then one name on the trophy — bragging rights that last forever.
No refreshing the group chat for the score — it's already here, live, with Player of the Match called before anyone can argue.